Inner Turmoil for Team Baby Kitteh

*Warning The following events and pictures may be graphic for some.*

It came as quite a shock for Jamie Ferraioli, General Manager of Baby Kitteh, when she saw the latest picture taken by paparazzi of the team’s mascot, Spike, as they snuck into a birthday party he was attending.

Witnesses at the party said that when reporters asked Spike about how he felt the season was progressing for team Baby Kitteh, he abruptly began to throw a tantrum, burst out and said “F*** that team. All Ferraioli does all day is play with those stupid miniature people with s@&* on their heads. She should be focusing on the games! We’re f***ed!”

When asked for a comment, Ferraioli exclaimed "Not my baby!"

Upon investigation, it was discovered what exactly those “stupid miniature people with s@&* on their heads” were. Spike posted this picture on his blog, ranting about how Ferraioli doesn’t care about the team and doesn’t care about him.

He continued to describe how he planned to rally team Baby Kitteh to vote Ferraioli off the team as GM and begin looking for a new leader.

It is unknown if Ferraioli is aware of the mutilation resulting from Spike’s jealous rage on one of her “stupid miniature people with s@&* on their heads.” But once she does find out, the tension in the locker room will be, for sure, thick enough to cut with a cake knife.

How far will this conflict between Ferraioli and Spike go and how will it affect team dynamics on game day? Will this inner turmoil for team Baby Kitteh allow The Lucky Ducky Truckers a win to make up for last week’s last minute loss to that skanky Victorious Secret team? It sure looks that way if Baby Kitteh doesn’t get their house in order first.